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Diesel Tip #1- If you make your diesel your profile picture, people might mistake you for a transformer.
Diesel Tip #2- Turbo Whistle is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Diesel Tip #3- When referring to an Edge products module, do not call it a juice box with attitude or people will assume you are drinking fruit punch from a wicked curly straw.
Diesel tip #4- If you always brag about how big your truck is, she is gonna think you are lacking else where. Let your diesel speak for itself.
Diesel Tip #5- Yes, we know that Cummins has a dirty word in it. It is time to find a new joke.
Diesel Tip #6- Diesel Trucks should not dazzle, glitter, shimmer, sparkle or any other adjective associated with barbie. PERIOD!
Diesel Tip #7- Man the truck up!
Diesel Tip #8- If you think your truck is badass then good for you, but please don’t tell people 4 times a day. They most likely wont agree with you.
Diesel Tip #9- Big tires + short skirts= prime opportunities.
Diesel Tip #10- Pedal on the right!
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