Diesel Tips#21-30 Funny
Thanks to Thoroughbred Diesel for putting together this entertaining series of Diesel Tip Memes. Be sure to check our other blog posts for more Diesel Tips, currently there are over 190 Diesel Tips.
Diesel Tip 21- a 100 horsepower chip and 100 horsepower injectors do not equal 200 extra horsepower. that’s not how it works.
Diesel Tip 22- Shopping for a truck is like finding a good woman. You want some less refined, built to last, and no gas emissions. Battery power is never acceptable.
Diesel Tip 23- Stickers on your window= a challenge to other drivers. if you have a sticker on your window, the product should be on your truck. Don’t get embarrassed dude.
Diesel Tip 24- There comes a time when you have to stop revving your engine and put it in gear. and reverse isn’t going to get you anywhere but back where you started.
Diesel Tip 25- Diesels like to get dirty so take them off road and roll around in the mud. *Warning- actually rolling your truck may be hazardous to the health of you and your truck.
Diesel Tip 26- Diesel Smoke Signals: -smoking a truck behind you = challenge/profanity. -smoking a truck headed opposite direction = hey, safe travel.
Diesel Tip 27- If she asks you which you love more, her or your truck. Truthfully tell her the truck. If you can’t be truthful then…lie.
Diesel Tip 28- If someone tells you that MBRP is releasing stainless steel muffler bearings, don’t beleive them… they will be sticking with aluminized only.
Diesel Tip 29- H&S Performance makes “DPF” delete kits. “pdf” is a type of computer file, which if deleted does not improve your fuel economy of your truck or computer.
Diesel Tip 30- Yes having a truck makes it easier to get the girl. Just don’t ask her if she likes the truck better than you. You might not like the answer.
Diesel Tees is your #1 source for apparel, decals and gifts for performance diesel motorsports. Original quotes in sick designs on hoodys, t shirts and more plus licensed logo apparel and gifts from brand like Cummins Diesel, Power Stroke Diesel, Duramax Diesel and from truck manufacturers Like Dodge, Chevy, Ford, Peterbilt, Kenworth, Freightliner, Western Star, Internationsl, Detroit Diesel & More! Check out the shop at DieselTees.com today to see for yourself.