We have all seen the cheap looking plastic “truck nuts” that look like actual bull testicles. While those were …sort of cool when they first came out, that fad is long over. Not only do they piss off soccer moms in mini vans behind you, rightfully so, but they are actually illegal to have in many towns.

The better alternative is to take a set of actual hex truck nuts, yes the kind that go onto a bolt, and take some HUGE ones at that, over 3 1/2″ of solid heavy ass steel, chrome them and hang them on a chrome chain with a padlock. Now that will make more of a statement than any crappy little plastic truck nuts and at the same time you are not going to have people whining that their kids are scarred for life.

If Chuck Norris put nuts on his truck, these would be the nuts!

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Reinventing Swinging Thingies

We’ve all seen the cheap rubbery fake, er… ball thingies that have been sold the past few years to hang off the back of a truck. Well, welcome to the real deal: Great Big Nuts™!

If you like the idea of people knowing your attitude toward your truck, toward life, toward, well… them, and you’re looking for the perfect symbol to make one big-time statement, look no further. Swing a pair of Great Big Nuts™ off the backend of your truck, and your viewpoint will be understood by one and all… loud and clear.

Great Big Nuts™ are real, honest-to-goodness solid steel hex nuts… the kind used on little gadgets like locomotives, bulldozers, and the occasional battleship. They are show-polished, then show-chromed, along with their matching solid steel welded link chromed hanging chains. Altogether, you’re looking at the beefiest nuts ever to swing under the rear end of a pickup truck.

Great Big Nuts™ Details

Great Big Nuts™ work under the backend of most trucks. You need to check that there is some sturdy point up under the center of your truck around which a chain can be looped. If there is, you can mount your own set of nuts.

What Is Included

Your order will include your Great Big Nuts™ set, a chromed padlock, packaging and user instructions.

Installing Your Nuts

Great Big Nuts™ consists of two humongously large chromed steel nuts, each with a length of chromed steel chain welded to it, and, a chromed shackle padlock. The longer chain is looped around an appropriately located frame, bumper, hitch, or body support part under your truck, pulled down, and the padlock shackle is inserted through a link in that chain, and the last link in the other chain. Once your nuts are positioned like you like ‘em, you click the padlock closed to secure the entire apparatus.